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Yes, we found the second in the species of DIAZNO. its a rare occurrance in nature, and this must be recorded for future purposes. DIAZNO's are extremely annoying and any act of kindness towards them will lead to disaster for YOU. This is Liz and Rach reporting for duty. Its time to kill.

Liz's Segment -

While DIAZNO's can be very amusing in their weird and strange ways, one does not want to disturb them in their natural habitat. One can count backwards from ten slowyly (as shown above) to release anger and stress caused by this annoying and NOSEY creature. WARNING: DIAZNOS are typically dikes.

RACH's SEGMENT -

I think liz covered the DIAZNO to its full extent. Though it was quite surprising that this species is, apparently, thriving. Anyway this would be EMILYS birthday...and seeing as how I LOVEEE EMILY, we will recap on the great times.

liz and rach's helium attack was quite fun...when u have balloons and u intake the helium from them....

oh wait...right...the great times with emily..my bad. Ok. lets start.

(well ok starting from 9th grade due to the fact that Rachana was not in the vacinities. (yankee! --<3 Liz ) *ahem* yah, course she had to add that.

::deep intake of breath::

*New Found Glory Trip*

*love letters to TIM SALEEBY*

*WWI paper fight (in world history) now you can't NOT remember that!*

*Spring Break 2003*

----*water balloons* -sorry babe...it was me that got you! (rach)

----*Michigan really is the best state ;)* he ..he.

----* YOU, PLUS SIGN, ME, EQUALS SIGN, US!!!*

----*THE ATTIC!!!! damn two guys in one trip. Emily gets it done* (liz is jealous)*

----*The Good Girl...OMG KEEP THE TOWEL ON!!!! where is his hand...and why is he shaking like that?? lol.. (ewww-rach) (where can I get me some!!-liz)*

----*meeting Megan..now that wasn't so bad???*

----*fuggit...haha just fuggit. 'nuff said' DEREK SQUARED!!!*

----*stank brownies...feed them to the birds! oh god..we killed the birds. baked for...3 hours??...yah. great. *

----*feeding Casey the messed up brownie...spam..AND vinegar??!! with a cheeseball in the middle?? like ...she'll never notice! inconspicuous I tell ya.. *

*ella esta aqui*...I KISS TO YOU!!!

what color is the ass im spanking? Is it that sexy mexican brown!?!

(ahhh-rach) hahaha.*

* "this would make a good present for megan" hahaha (hey i wasnt there but i heard about it!!!-rach)*

*oh god...idiot falls in the pool and takes the plant with her. good job retard you won the world prize for biggest living prat on the planet* yah ok ..rach is an evil bitch. we all know that...can we move on now?*

*In liz's car...singing the cheerleader song...haha..screaming BITCH...good job rach...smooth. real smooth. no of course not...liz's mom couldnt have heard THAT. ...nope.*

*pass down the crown...From the former queen 'B' (liz) to the present (rach)*

*This might not be a Emily memory..but it was great...so I can't pass it up. My egg baby..throwing it out Brown's window...hahaha...and it hitting the window sill instead of going OUT the friggin window. lmfao. Egg all over the place...including MY HAIR. ...though I heard it was actually good for your hair...*

*keyboarding in general. (refer to previous diary entries about TIM SALEEBY) sexy tim..sexy sexy tim. (liz and emily, official harrasers)

*ROY. 'nuff said *

*ok lets go back. New Found Glory concert...getting humped by drunk guys...yah. thats a treat. *

*lets go to...the ATLANTA BREAD CO! ...

again?? ok..for the 10th time? good ol' grams*

*ok lets just put down TIM SALEEBY. cuz theres too much stuff that goes with him*

*heh..John Mayer. (happyyy-Liz) THE MUSICAL!

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!!

<~Em<3Liz<3Rach~>